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December 14th, 2005

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11:06 pm - Lifted with Love (12 Days of Christmas)
From deafskribbler

12 days of Christmas
The clean version:
The Twelve Days of Christmas
for diamonddreamer:
Day #Who?What they got you
1stvolauventbratA Sigmund Freud action figure
2nd_scrapA one way ticket to Siberia
3rdgnuagesFoot fungus cream
4thlaurenisA rock tumbler
5throomieadventursA chicken
6thforvrkateA shiny new nickel
7thvolauventbratTwo Lumps of coal
8thjimfretalbentA Bee Gees air freshener
9thjimfretalbentAn 18th Century canon
10thjimfretalbentFifty six pounds of beef (what kind of gift is that, anyway?)
11thdeztenyTwo pounds of candy apples
12thanaudicguyA pardon for your restraining order
Take this Quiz at QuizGalaxy.com
( or, take the 'adult' version at QuizUniverse.com )

The dirty version:
The Twelve Days of Christmas
for diamonddreamer:
Day #Who?What they got you
1stcabusera tray of lewd ice cubes
2ndasmodeousLED christmas anal beads
3rdsologirla taped-off-TV copy of 'the erotic adventures of hercules'
4thforvrkatea big, sloppy kiss
5thdeaf_skribblerA prepaid phone card to your favourite 1-900 number
6th_scrapnipple clips
7th_scrapa pop-up kama sutra
8thcabusera small, laminated card stating, 'ALL ACCESS - TO ME!'
9thgnuagesA lite brite with a dirty message inscribed
10thlaurenisa dusty bottle of absinthe
11thjimfretalbenta dildo built for two
12th_scrapa sex slave
Take this Quiz at QuizUniverse.com
( or, take the 'clean' version at QuizGalaxy.com )

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Date:December 15th, 2005 06:04 am (UTC)
Hi, how are you doing? Hope you have a wonderful holiday and all is well. Hugs!
Date:December 16th, 2005 06:25 am (UTC)
Ooh irony abounds 8-P

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